lets get in tha christmas spirit! so, a christmas story perhaps?


#1

same set-up as the thanksgiving story! no limit on posts…but make sure the story goes in order!

One christmas eve, billy bobs mom made a giant… keep it going!!


#2

Pancake shaped like a yoyo but the stubborn thing just wouldn’t…


#3

fit into the pan so billy’s mom…


#4

makes a giant cookies instead, and…


#5

made a house out of them, which ended up…


#6

getting eaten by the pet armadillo so his mom…


#7

chopped up the armadillo, and made armadillo casserole:)


#8

Upon trying it Billy bob gagged, told his mom she was a bad cook, kicked her in the shin, and…


#9

then ran away from his mom with a steak knife


#10

he then used that knife to rob and outback steakhouse and get some REAL food!


#11

He ate so much steak he almost exploded but since santa was watching…


#12

he knew billy’s limit and used his magical elves to crawl inside billy and pull the 72 oz. steak out.


#13

But the situation turned horrible when the elves where trapped inside


#14

Decided to eat him from the inside out then steal his yoyos


#15

But the elves didn’t know that Billy was immune to being eaten by elves…


#16

So at the first bite it shattered their teeth.


#17

and the elves called for raindeers and…


#18

The reindeer busted him with a bottle of Tobasco.


#19

Which was so spicy (the tobasco) that Billy lit fire, and started shooting yoyos out of his left nostril…


#20

the shooting yoyo’s out of his nostrils hit barack obama obama obama oba oba obama(I had to:D) in the head which alerted obama to grab some ice cream and throw it on billy. the ice cream extinguished the fire.