same set-up as the thanksgiving story! no limit on posts…but make sure the story goes in order!
One christmas eve, billy bobs mom made a giant… keep it going!!
Pancake shaped like a yoyo but the stubborn thing just wouldn’t…
fit into the pan so billy’s mom…
makes a giant cookies instead, and…
made a house out of them, which ended up…
getting eaten by the pet armadillo so his mom…
chopped up the armadillo, and made armadillo casserole:)
Upon trying it Billy bob gagged, told his mom she was a bad cook, kicked her in the shin, and…
then ran away from his mom with a steak knife
he then used that knife to rob and outback steakhouse and get some REAL food!
He ate so much steak he almost exploded but since santa was watching…
he knew billy’s limit and used his magical elves to crawl inside billy and pull the 72 oz. steak out.
But the situation turned horrible when the elves where trapped inside
Decided to eat him from the inside out then steal his yoyos
But the elves didn’t know that Billy was immune to being eaten by elves…
So at the first bite it shattered their teeth.
and the elves called for raindeers and…
The reindeer busted him with a bottle of Tobasco.
Which was so spicy (the tobasco) that Billy lit fire, and started shooting yoyos out of his left nostril…
the shooting yoyo’s out of his nostrils hit barack obama obama obama oba oba obama(I had to:D) in the head which alerted obama to grab some ice cream and throw it on billy. the ice cream extinguished the fire.