Then he realized that nobody had temporarily forgotten how to read…
Something nobody quickly rectified with a few night courses at a community college…
where he saw a girl yoyoing like a boss…
He then married her for her yoyoing abilities, and then…
Began a wonderful life with her in a house made purely out of used yoyo string and discounted fools gold avalanches…
where they trained for the next year’s World’s championship, where…
their plan for world domination would take effect…
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which included turning luke to the dark side, WHen suddenly!..
Tony disappeared into thin air and the story ended!
Thank you to all - this was quite hilarious to read through.
We will announce winners later this afternoon!
- André