He dropped his new Levi Painted Peak…
And dinged it to an unplayable state, so…
he boufgt a new peak and sent it to brett to get it painted
then he woke up and cried in pain as all of it was just a dream
But then looked over and saw that Leonardo De Caprio was standing next to him and he knew he had only awakened from the 3rd dream state…
a yoyofactory truck ran him over and then he got a 100 free yoyo’s but they all broke on his first throw with them… 
And then he realized the yoyos were knockoffs and quickly auctioned them on the internet to pay for his…
his own truck to run yoyofactory over with.
a plane. Then he realized YoYoFactory is awesome, so he…
betreyed his sponsors and join YYF team, what ended…
he than ate some chicken ,shaved his mustache, and gave birth.
She asked me why everyone was calling her a he…
and you said " because you are a he" at which “he” said…
Tony had a chknstrp
and then all of a sudden…
he went and slapped the starter of google plus, went to bed, had a million wet dreams, woke up 30 years later, discovered that he was trapped in a stone pyramid with no way out when he…
saw a small crack in the wall that light came out of. Then he…
took the yo-yo out of his pocket, and then he realized that…
He hadn’t been asleep for 30 years, but had time traveled, so he time traveled back causing a paradox in which
monkeys ruled the earth, and…