Added his own part of the story about his lovely Dv888!
when he compared his dv888 with his invisible night moves 3, he gasped as the time traveling turnip took him to…
a unknown place where he was the only person who plays yo-yo in the universe …
but then he found aliens and tied a rock to a string and taught them to yoyo
it was a mistake, the aliens loved rocks on strings so much, they threatened to overtake Planet Earth with their new found technology, so Yo Yo Tony…
shot the aliens in their heads using a yoyo and soon later defended the galaxy using yoyos but…
The string snap causing a time warp bring yoyo tony back the first thanksgiving where there was no v4m lube and kitty string to fix his yoyo
But he didn’t mind, because he had a small vial of snake oil in his pocket.
but then he bought a pinnacle and the pinnacle took over walmart
But yoyotony was kicked out of Walmart for loitering
Then on his way home yoyotony cam across something strange.
There was a 10 foot tall box on his doorsetp.
he opened the monstrous looking box and on the inside there was an amazing surprise.
It was Yasushi Furukawa shipped from Japan ready to give him a show…
and with Yasushi Furukawa they bring him a yoyo
a yoyo with a string
a very long string which is taller than tallest
plyin the fallest…
He cut the string, and won 1st place in a contest…
While staying modest and kind to other yoyoers…
and while sporting his new wu tang clan shit, he…
Was super excited to be able to travel around and show his talent to new people as they started yoyoing.
But suddenly, what happened could almost not be explained, in its horror…