Good thing there’s nothing else on the horizon you want to buy.
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This is the definitive issue with people on here.
I honestly think that it may need to be considered a requirement!
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It’s their fault, they keep bringing out more things I want to play with 
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That is so true that it hurts. A lot 
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This would lead me straight to a divorce.
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Waffle Stomping is, at this point, a part of yo-yo culture.
And thus, I declare this—a yo-yo meme.
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I am not in the know concerning waffle stomping, but I am much too scared to ask, lest the information I receive destroys what shreds of innocence I have left. Please, let me preserve it… please
No, I’m serious, don’t. Don’t even think about it. NO.
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Stay innocent my friend.
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Give 'em the 3D printed one… It’ll make for a good durability test! 
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I carry a decoy 3d printed fixie to family gatherings. Like the one piece hexagonal ones. Easy to print, no assembly work, a couple cents of material. Kid asks to try, hand out one of those.
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(I was lucky I didn’t shatter one of my glasses lenses this morning)
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This makes me so incredibly happy, haha!
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Child asks to use Spinworthy Glen’s yoyo:
“No.”
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