I’ll try to find the thread later - I think it’s buried somewhere and my quick search didn’t find it.
Basically some kid had a yo-yo delivered to his grandmas house, and for whatever reason there was no key. Lots of drama unfolded over days and weeks.
I am still not 100% sure it wasn’t a troll with how weird things got lol
The story had action, drama, heartbreak!! Everything you could ask for in a blockbuster film.
This is absolutely wild. . .
No way it was real
I remember following this, and I still read through the whole thing again. So entertaining, haha.
I wonder how that/those Bastet II’s are doing.
Next Player Profile @Bobparty, the Grandma.
“What got you into not checking your mail ever again?”
“How long did you do that for, and are you still keeping up with the no-mail life?”
I also forgot all the fun sub-stories, like this gem. 
I don’t know if my skills are ready for grandma.
And I think I remember that story - didn’t the kid lose it in the van or soemthing?
Well, now… that was just the chocolate syrup on my morning sundae, wasn’t it? 
That’s the one. Lost the bearing in the car somewhere instantly, then just cranked down the halves together so it was crazy responsive. Good times. I like reminiscing.
Oh my. . . Thats impressive how fast he lost the bearing
Also impressive how he cranked it tight without a bearing and didnt break it entirely
Yea that’s it hahaha
Omg that sounds like the safe all over again!
One of the mods posted a list of drama posts made by the kid
This meme format should have died long ago in the pre-internet era. (Although it serves the joke here.)
It is quite outdated. I should fix it and reupload it to imgflip.
That image pretty well represents my reaction when I checked my wallet during the Plasm drop.
This is regular people when they see what they call a “typical” yoyo, as opposed to a string trick yoyo… and the total opposite is true in certain circles of this community. Go figure 
