I shouldnt have even trusted an octogenarian, lesson learned.
Who woulda thought you hand them this really nice looking and feeling YoYo, and first thought after a gravity pull is “hey let’s slam this into the ground and skitter it along” even if it was a “$3 Duncan”, having the mentality of “oh he’ll just go get another one” is kinda messed up.
I mean, come on man.
Sorry I’m just still kinda bummed about it
I would fall for this but thankfully I don’t fit down the drain (yet)
Oh boy… this would definitely get me. 
However, my head is definitely too big to fit in.
I would force my large body down that drain like a raccoon into a closed dumpster.
“Someone get a jackhammer, pronto!!”
Shoutout @EOS44
Let him cook
It’s a good one.
I miss the dna memes.
They must’ve got in on that '80s yoyo boom. The 1880s, that is.