Oh, uhhhhh, I’m starting now…
We didn’t say WHEN in July.
By the time I remembered I had already thrown a few different yo-yos…
What is 1July? Never heard of it. Man, if I had to pick just 1 yoyo? 
Well, I mean I currently only have 4 yoyos I like to play with soo… 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s kinda crazy how often this is the case imo
(How that I think about it I’m not being fair to bi metals, just been stuck on my canopy PC and luftverk 000, sorry!)
Instantly reminded of your “BBL Janus” comment again. 
One of my favorites.
Chuck Norris wasn’t able to yoyo, because the yoyo knew better than to come back at him. So he reached out to Throw-Yo to make a string that would be worthy of his hands.
Chuck Norris now only uses a special blend that’s 70% high grade steel cable, and 30% hair from his own beard.
THIS MESSAGE IS
CHUCK NORRIS APPROVED
Where the memes at, man!!?
Recently almost died drinking a glass of lemonade because apparently I’m severely allergic to raw lemons now 
so the flying lemon is my only prospect for lemony goodness.
I grabbed one and don’t get how it’s still in stock but hey Jake obviously creates a bunch of scarcity to the point folks can’t get a G2 yoyo 
I so would, if I had the money, lol
So, uhh, I did actually manage to complete 1 July with a Plasm. Unrelated, I did forget that 1 July was a thing and that it takes place in July and that it was July
I don’t get it! I almost want to buy another. It’s my new favorite EDC!