Happy Independence Day
Oh, uhhhhh, I’m starting now…
We didn’t say WHEN in July.
By the time I remembered I had already thrown a few different yo-yos…
What is 1July?  Never heard of it.  Man, if I had to pick just 1 yoyo? ![]()
Well, I mean I currently only have 4 yoyos I like to play with soo… ![]()
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s kinda crazy how often this is the case imo
(How that I think about it I’m not being fair to bi metals, just been stuck on my canopy PC and luftverk 000, sorry!)
Instantly reminded of your “BBL Janus” comment again.  ![]()
One of my favorites.
Chuck Norris wasn’t able to yoyo, because the yoyo knew better than to come back at him. So he reached out to Throw-Yo to make a string that would be worthy of his hands.
Chuck Norris now only uses a special blend that’s 70% high grade steel cable, and 30% hair from his own beard.
THIS MESSAGE IS

CHUCK NORRIS APPROVED
Where the memes at, man!!?
Recently almost died drinking a glass of lemonade because apparently I’m severely allergic to raw lemons now 
 so the flying lemon is my only prospect for lemony goodness.
I grabbed one and don’t get how it’s still in stock but hey Jake obviously creates a bunch of scarcity to the point folks can’t get a G2 yoyo ![]()
              











