runs through with sword knife. BWAHAHAHA!!
Me. (I steal your knife[and your other knife])
prehistoric woolly rhino comes in and kills everyone and blows up the world 
Jupiter (eats the rhinoceros)
supernova blows jupiter away
noodles
Me(I eat the noodles)
Me(I eat you)
A stamped of cute little puppies run over you. 
Trogdor burnanates the puppies.
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Paper. Paper beats everything
scissors!
paper
Paper(if it beats everything it can beat paper)
paper(it beats everything it can beat paper beating paper)
Trogdor burnanates the paper…
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paper
cat eats paper and rips it to shreds
That won’t hurt I’m invincible! Myself rips paper and cuts down all trees with axe so no ore will be made.
A-Bomb. Not so invincible when your atoms are fused, are ya?
I’d die of a squee-sure before they even reached me.