Hahahahah, that seems so random to me, I believe I’ve never seen a moose outside of a Zoo…
And licking your car?? Hahaha I wish I could witness this! 
(PS. Maybe not, I just read the CNN News, better to avoid that.)
Hokey smokes. How are you supposed to stop them?
Speed up!
unless they’re in rut. in which case, you likely don’t stand a chance speeding away from a charging bull moose.
You gotta be firm and direct with them.
“Sir! I’mma need you to step back and stop licking my car!”
You should see how mad the Moose get when you jump out your car and lick all the salt off before them.
Watch your pickup trucks! Seriously, this happened here in NH…
i’m aware! i lived in new england for a very long time, as dopey and ‘cute’ as those creatures look, they’ll wreck shop
First it’s don’t let a bear drive your car, now moose can’t lick your car, what next? Too many rules, time to move to Florida.
you’re talking about the ‘florida’ from the news?