Wanna witness a murder? Here’s me stripping my Orbis to death.
How dare you?!?!?!???!?!!
What has that poor little Orbis ever done to you?
You have now been sentenced to 5 years in yoyo jail
Same reason you don’t replace the transmission on a 1984 Cavalier that’s never missed it’s decennial car wreck. My N12 was dinged, scratched, had chucks of metal missing from hitting concrete, 4 years old, and cost 16 bucks to boot. Better to by a new one than fix a beater, even if it served me well over the years.
Also to note, my apologies to any Cavalier enthusiasts out there. I’m sure this was a fine line of vehicles. Insert your car of choice to represent a beat to death yoyo.
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