Cheesy potato’s
I hate broccoli so I…
Sent it to space
When that broccoli made it space, it…
Met the people ing the space station.
I am bored so…
he found a new planet…
and exploded it with c4…
Causing the nearby stars to supernova.
That caused a chain reaction that…
Made that broccoli a soup…
And that soup flew to earth…
And landed on the statue of liberty’s head
And then it…
Died…
oh man I thought this thread had died lol.
but then it reincarnated in the form of pasta
and then it flew to…
A girls purse filled with jello.
I like…
…it like that.
Take one for…
A year later and I forgot to finish this sentence.
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your darn lemons, what the hill am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Me so…
do, re…
we play.
What day is…
it? HUMP DAY!!!
Hey, you are so…
Living?
if so…
You will die
I am…
AAAHHHHHHHH!!!
I was named when…
…Morgan Freeman, Chuck Norris, and Mother Nature were in a meeting, but only Morgan Freeman was talking because the other two spontaneously combusted at the sound of Morgan Freeman’s voice.
The gift that keeps on giving is…