Chuck Norris can side kick you through a windshield
i have a few
chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves
one time chuck got bitten by a rattle snake… after 3 days of agony… the snake died
magicians walk on water but chuck norris swims through land
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not cuz he’s afraid of the dark… the dark’s afraid of him
Chuck won American idol using sign language
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For all you Chuck Norris fans, please vote for my chuck norris picture in the “Stick it. Click it. Send it. Win.” contest for this month (March)!! Thanks!! ps, chuck norris’s b-day was march 10…
Anyway,
- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity…twice.
- Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
- Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
- Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
- Superman owns Chuck Norris pajamas
- Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano
6 is my favorirte ;D
Chuck norris and superman once got in a bet, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Related joke:
Most people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When Chuck Norris uses an exercise machine, the MACHINE gets stronger.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris’s smile once brought a puppy back to life.
Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it know you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Lol it really says that when you google him!
Chuck Norris beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris…the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy fighter plane using only his finger and yelling “BANG!!!”
There is only one recorded race across the universe between Superman and the Flash. The winner was Chuck Norris.
Jesus might walk on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
There is no chin under Chuck’s beard, only another fist.
God said, “Let there be light,” Chuck Norris said “Say please.”
When you misspell “Chuck Norris” in Google, it doesn’t say “Did you mean Chuck Norris?,” it says “RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.”
chuck norris won a three legged race by himself.
Chuck Norris’s daughter once lost her virginity, and he got it back.
Chuck Norris got his wife pregnant, three months later she gave birth to a Ford Excursion.