Chuck Norris Thread.

Say something legit about Chuck Norris.

When Chuck does push ups, he isn’t pushing himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down… Swaggggg

Chuck norris threw a grenade and everyone on earth died than it exploded

Chuck Norris doesn’t get sun burnt, the sun gets Chuck burnt.

I has a couple.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi, that semi is now known as Optimus prime

When chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell chuck Norris stories

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another chuck norris thread??? im game

dont let chuck norris sneaze… one grand canyon is enough

To shave his beard in the morning Chuck Norris kicks himself in the face, because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

when a ship hits an ice berg, water rushes into the boat, then it sinks… well… it so happens that chuck norris wanted to recreate the titanic scenario to see what happens… today you can look up in the night sky and see the international space station moving from horizon to horizon… NASA was the government cover up story

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in separation of church and state, making Bruce Lee infinitely better.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity… Twice.

chuck norris died 20 years ago death just hasn’t had the guts to tell hin yet.

they say chuck’s tears can cure cancer… to bad chuck never cries

Lightning once struck chuck Norris… Lightning will never be so foolish again

Chuck Norris is a horrible actor! >:(

Chuck Norris isn’t funny and was never funny and I’m sick of Chuck Norris jokes.

Truth. Bruce is the man.

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Then don’t read the thread? go make a Bruce Lee thread :stuck_out_tongue:

I didn’t read the thread, I just posted in it. HAH.

Lol, i have never actually seen a movie with chuck norris in it, i just think the jokes are kinda funny.

when chuck norris jumps in water, chuck norris doesn’t get wet the water gets chuck norris

I hate Chuc… Oh crap!! Goes and hides

This one is awesome.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes, with his feet.