chuck norris jokes

1.Chuck norris dosen’t chew gum.He chews tin foil.
2.Chuck norris dosen’t sleep. He waits.
3.Chuck norris invented the beard.
4.When chuck norris plays monoply,it effects the economy.
5.Chuck norris slams a revolving door.
6.Chuck norris can pee gail force winds.
7.What came first the chicken or the egg.Wrong chuck norris.
8.Chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
9.Chuck norris pees his name in steel.
10.Chuck norris dosen’t get the flu.The flu gets chuck norris.

This should be in unrelated section.

Too many chuck norris joke threads.
Besides chuck is old news.