chessey pic-up lines

[Troy_oyo]

@popdada

If I told you, you had a nice body…would you hold it against me…?
I’ll put your portrait on my piano…if you put your tulips on my organ…?
You girls every get drunk in a motel room before…?
I feel like Im in the city…cause you make my hot dog stand….

You sir, are my hero.

[yoyofoot]

@popdada

If I told you, you had a nice body…would you hold it against me…?
I’ll put your portrait on my piano…if you put your tulips on my organ…?
You girls every get drunk in a motel room before…?
I feel like Im in the city…cause you make my hot dog stand….

lol These are great. And since I’m having that feeling of uncertainty of what to type next, instead of thinking about it and having some mild anxiety for the next few minutes,

@Troy_oyo

@popdada

If I told you, you had a nice body…would you hold it against me…?
I’ll put your portrait on my piano…if you put your tulips on my organ…?
You girls every get drunk in a motel room before…?
I feel like Im in the city…cause you make my hot dog stand….

You sir, are my hero.

[Troy_oyo]

If I asked you to go on a date with me, would the answer to that question be the same as this one?

Works every time.

[Buddy_Jim]

Me: You wanna go get some pizza, and then make out?
Girl: O.o
Me:What? You don’t like pizza?

[anonyo]

@Troy_oyo

If I asked you to go on a date with me, would the answer to that question be the same as this one?

Works every time.

Lol XD

[yoyofoot]

@Troy_oyo

If I asked you to go on a date with me, would the answer to that question be the same as this one?

Works every time.

Took me a little while to get that one…

[frodoslair]

If you were a sliding door I’d bang you all day long.

[bonesraphs (Raphael)]

@frodoslair

If you were a dirty joke I’d never say it

Not a very appropriate thing to say. Remember there are children (CarlG.) on this forum

Just kidding Carl were bffffffff’ss

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Raph: Hi
Chloe: Hi
Raph: do you like food?
Raph: Will you go out with me (Saying really fast right before she says “yes” to the food question)
Chloe: Yes. Wait, no I meant yes to the…
Raph: Great! (like tony the tiger)
Chloe: WHy u say liek tiger?
Raph: Because I’ve got tiger blood. Duh, winning.
Chloe: What the…

[TEAmPownage]

@Buddy_Jim

I’ve heard some math related ones that I’m not allowed to finish here, but here’s the start If I could be anything I would be your derivative… Somebody who’s taken calculus probably knows how that one ends.

To all of the non-math geniuses here, let me finish his sentence: If I were your derivative, I would be tangent to all of your curves.

[tombstone]

i got this one off a cartoon show and used it a while later

ME: Do you have a map ?

GIRL: No…why ?

ME: Cause baby i keep getting Lost in your eyes 8)

[Buddy_Jim]

@TEAmPownage

@Buddy_Jim

I’ve heard some math related ones that I’m not allowed to finish here, but here’s the start If I could be anything I would be your derivative… Somebody who’s taken calculus probably knows how that one ends.

To all of the non-math geniuses here, let me finish his sentence: If I were your derivative, I would be tangent to all of your curves.

See this is why I left the function pic up line off the forum.

[quinton (Q)]

“Do you know what the difference between molestation and camping is?”

“Nooo?”

“well… since you don’t know, wanna go camping?”

[Buddy_Jim]

Do you think I need my library card? Cause I’m checking you out.

[bonesraphs (Raphael)]

throws bucket of cheese at her

how’s that for cheesy

lava