Banned for laughing out loud!
Banned for not using the LOL abbreviation. Also, has ANYONE realized there could be chains of "Banned for Banning?
Banned for not closing your quotation!
korekt sp3llng n get u bannd als0 4 propr punk2ation
Banned for 1337speak usage on the weekend.
Banned for banning me
Banned for helping to grow my thread that I made a long time ago and I’ve been innactive so I thought it would be dead by now 
We could fix that, of course, erik…
Banned for trying to fix what isn’t broken!
Banned for banning someone
Banned for not having a signature
Banned for banning
Banned for banning using a repeated ban.
Banned for always being so logical
Banned for poop.
Banned for using the rapey moon face
Banned for being in agreement about that moon face.
Banned for banning 3 times in a row
Tsk tsk.
Banned for not banning.
You wanna go?
Banned for unoriginal vocal indication of disapproval