Banned for banning more than one person per ten thousand years.
banned because your username starts with z
Banned because GI Joe.
Wat donut?
Banned because there is literally no one up in this library (where I work)
banned because you are the only one up in your library where you work
banned for discriminating against bored library employees
banned because your looking at a screen
Banned because SPYY
You’ve been band because of the group of people you play music with.
wut
Banned because mayonnaise is not an instrument
Banned because horse radish is not an instrument either
Banned because everything is an instrument if you try hard enough
banned for having an unoriginal username
Banned for name not being Pinesuit Jumpapple
Banned because purple hippos don’t exists.
Banned for small animal in signature that looks like a porcupine…
Banned because I can’t tell what the animal in your signature is
Final ban because I didn’t read the text above the picture to know that it’s a hedgehog. That’s a triple ban
Banned for not paying attention
Shh
Banned for accusing someone of not paying attention thus implying they were sleeping in class
Banned for… stuff