Stoked.
That box don’t look like a yoyo. You better open it to see if there’s a yoyo inside.
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It’s a giant block of titanium - do it yourself kit!
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I did a bit of testing live on Instagram but they don’t like me having Spotify on. Finished off doing it live on Facebook. Anyway, they’re all tested and all smooth. I’m ready to begin the process of shipping them which I’ll explain how I’m going to soon!
Here’s a pic
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Gee golly gosh darn I’m excited.
Stoke level increase.
I have an extra and 2 of the V1 protos as extras. If you’d like in, it’s $200 for the extra production model and $150 each for the protos.
It’s more expensive to buy the production because you wouldn’t have sent me your money for this amount of time. I think that’s only fair.
The protos are cheaper because they’re not A grade smooth. They’re acceptable B grades though so if you’d like one, let me know.
Those prices include shipping. They will ship with the other yoyos.
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Is there an option to tell you we HAVEN’T moved, so we can have it sooner?
Also a d never heard your voice before that love stream. I definitely heard you less British in my head. I am pleasantly surprised.
As much as I want to get these out, many trips to the PO doesn’t sound like anyones idea of fun lol. We’re getting much closer, it’ll be worth it! I’m throwing an extra thing in every pre-order box as a thank you to everyone for being so understanding so it’ll be worth the wait!
I’ll write up a reply explaining when everything will ship later today.
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Cool beans and toast. I’ll live, lol.
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Ok so here’s how it’s gonna work.
I’m ready to ship the Wankers. They’re all tested and they’re all smooth! They play fantastic. It’s a very interesting yoyo.
I’m going to ship the yoyos on Monday 19th August. That’s 1 week and 1 day from today. I need to make sure everyone has at least a week to inform me if they’ve moved since they sent me the money. If you have moved, you can DM me here, Reddit, Instagram or Facebook. Alternatively you can email me at jordan@opyoyo.com and I’ll make sure it goes to the correct address.
I understand you’ve waited a long time. I’m grateful for how understanding and patient you’ve all been. As a thank you, every original pre-order will get an extra freebie. I originally predicted April or May, but it’s been a LOT longer than that. Thank you all for making it possible, I can’t wait to for you all to get your yoyos!
Jordan
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If you missed out and would like one, I have a single V1 proto and a single production left. $200 for the production, $150 for the proto (as it has b grade vibe)
DM me
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I just noticed in your profile picture you turned pink
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@codinghorror made me do it
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They ship Monday! I can’t wait for you to get them.
I have 1 prototype left. $150 shipped. It has a bit of fingernail vibe which is too much for an A grade but more than good enough to be a great deal on a b grade. If you want it, PM me. If you want anything else I’m selling in the image below with your Wanker, let me know and I’ll make sure you get a great deal. I’d really like to ship everything at the same time so I’d like to see the remaining prototype before Monday.
(Both Cadances and Birthday colourway yoyos are gone)
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Wankers have shipped. They were all sent out today via Royal Mail Tracked. If you want tracking, send an email to wanker@opyoyo.com with your name and zip code. I’ll reply when I can with a link and a tracking number. Please be aware, it may take some time for me to reply as it’s a tedious process and I’m a busy lad.
I really hope you enjoy the Wanker. I really like it. It’s been a wild ride for me, many emotions, but mostly frustration. Now it’s entirely anxiety and excitement. I want you all to love it like I do.
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Ooooooooooo there’s a website link
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Can’t wait to have a good wank.
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I have to admit I’m not a big fan of naming a yo-yo something along these lines. Like JDs stuff. It comes off less funny and more trying to be edgy. Like “see, yo-yos aren’t just for kids.”
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