a truly serious question

Awww, now I’m hungry!!!

I will irritate you now ribs, pulled pork, steak, sausage, bacon, beef, chicken, turkey, pheasant, (taste better than chicken) pork chops, hotdogs, burgers, cheeseburger are you starving yet? Cause o think I did a good job

Aww man.

I’m hungry.

Lol it was working pretty well…till I started eating