YYF Spintops Buttons. HELP!

General Yo-Yo
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Dear YYF Ben,

What is up with these spintop buttons? I got like 20 of them from Worlds, and I expected them to break and shatter, so that I would have an excuse to purchase more.

However, I am still using the original one I first tried out.

Obviously there is a problem with this. These only cost 25 cents, and they are lasting way too long for that price. I want to spend more money on them, but they aren’t breaking fast enough.

Eventually I got tired of using this one, and attempted to drop it down stairs, and from my roof, but to no avail. It won’t break.

Help??!??

Love,

Boxthor

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I lol’ed

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If you really want to get ripped off, then pay them $50 dollars for what they’re worth, and then act like you got a deal because you think they’re worth a hundred. ;D

If you really want to break it, then whack it with a hammer untill it smashes!

lol! ;D ;D

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are these spin top buttons being sold anywhere or no

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I think the solution would be to:

A: Kill Ben for cheating you.

Or B: Travel to the darkest forest in Bulgaria, and give them to the unicorn rainbow Sunshine, go upon the highest mountain top in the world, and have him impale the spin-top buttons with his horn.

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Totally stole my idea… >:(

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I’ll take one! Please! :’(

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So, u want it to break?

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OR cast them into the fires of Mt. Doom and destroy them for all eternity.

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Hes essentially advertising them.

Good catch, I almost forgot that one.

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That sounds rather dangerous.

I’d rather just give it to Tom Bombadil. He could get Old Man Willow to step on it.

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How, exactly, were you made an eXpert again?

The method you’re describing will only destroy the Duncan Freehand dice.

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So, who is gonna buy it?