YoYoJam Synthesis

You are absolutely Correct! Matter o fact, In the last 15 years, over 44,000 people(mainly humans) have been fatally killed by Sharp Marble yoyos.

They Bleed out so fast, paramedics could be standing right there and the only thing they could do is put a tag on your big toe.

You couldn’t stop the bleeding if you had a Spray On Tourniquet!

They just burn em on a bed of used string and put their ashes in an old Yomega bag.

At that point, the deceased Yoers are ‘totally Unresponsive’.

Perhaps somebody ‘needs’ their marble sharpened?

J/k

Lol

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA ;D