And you could not yoyo at all? As if you couldn’t even do a throw down without spinning out?
I’d attempt to learn for a couple of weeks, then I’d probably quit and sell my yo’s to my friends.
I would question what sort of alternate universe/dream I was in. Then I might proceed to try and fly.
The sad thing is that I’d probably be like “Oh well, I can focus on my triathlon training now…”
I’d probably sell all my yoyos for money towards a new bike.
Thankfully I don’t think my yoyo skillz are goin anywhere 
isn’t that the real world already ? 
i would scream and run out the door ;D
Give all my yoyos to my grouter but still go on the forum
Well, that will defy and exceed my plane of existence!!
ooh!
I’m gonna be honest here and say that I’d puke. Probably several times. I am 99% sure of it.
(And I’m 100% sure that I’m 99% sure)
I would rip my way out of that false alternate reality, and come back to play with mine yo-yos
Stand up for what is legit! Defy physics!
start a yoyo company
if you cant play, no biggie, you’ll just get 10 other throwers to represent you
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I’d probably throw the canoe on the car and head out. 
I’m just gonna sell all my yoyo stuff, and play more basketball or play the drums.
i would wake up again…
I would sidestep through time into another dimension where I could in fact, throw like Jensen Kimmit.