Impress people, mainly the ladies though 
be stylish enough to score poorly in a contest and have people on youtube say that i was too stylish to win.
Make yoyo videos that are GOOD
Start a yoyo club
Win a state competition
Organize a state competition
Start a yoyo company
Sponsor some great players
Make a collaboration yoyo w/ tropic spins.
Become a pro-yoyo senator
Use yoyoing as a talking point during my campaign for re-election.
How could I forget, add a sponsorship by a fairly well known yoyo company and to get a signature yoyo
Do none of the above and be myself. Also Win worlds for 4A. <optional.
yea it would be fresh to be sponsored though
Win worlds in 3 divisions in the same year.
it is.
Own a lathe and make a potato yoyo, literally.
not to break any more windowsâŚ
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Get my own signature yoyo in a half pink half gold colorway.
We heard you the first time.
You can hear me typing? Are you under my bed bro? ???
Yes I am under your bed, You do some really weird things at night bro 
Yeah. It gets pretty wild.
Is anybody else there? Yâall left my pizza stash alone, right?
What pizza?
Ohhhhh that pizza nope sorry I ate that last week.
Win contests every year
1st in 1a at MER.
1st in 5a at MER (I can dream all I want.)
top three in 1a at nats.
top ten in 1a at worlds.
Win nationals in 1A and 3A and then get top 3 in Worlds 3A one year and make 1A finals the same year