what if

I would punch him. Real hard.

What if your face was made of bumble bees?

1 Like

Then my face would be no longer made of flesh. (duh!)

What if your best friend was actually a ninja planning to kill you?

i’d become a ninja and kill him first

What if i’m hiding in your closet and waiting to scare you

Than I would open the closet and hand you a yoyo…

What if the moon’s orbit decayed into earth?

Then the twilight saga would be ended forever (WIN)

What if tomatoes where actually vegetables

1 Like

They would lose there seeds

What if God gave you one wish but it could only have effect on someone else

I would help the poor in the world.

What if I hug you right now?

I would say “No homo, right?”

What if Hitler never existed?

Then you wouldn’t be asking that question.

What if the world was made of glazed donuts?

Then cops would be useless.

What if James bond wasn’t 007?

He’d probably quit and retire. Or work at Little Caesars.

What if comic books were historically accurate?

Good would always conquer evil.

what if vending machines were the dominate race?

Free drinks.

What if every midget suddenly grew?

Then everyone would be normal sized.

What if all computers crashed in the world.

i’d spend the rest of my life staring at a blank computer screen waiting for it to come back to life.

what if hiroyuki suzuki, andre boulay, markus koh, yukki spencer, and jessen kimmit were never born?

There would be different people.

What if all maps/atlus’s were completely and utterly inaccurate?

Then the BST would would shutdown

What if zombies were knocking at your door?

I would give them a brain and a yoyo.

What if pokemon were real?

It would be even better if you could get the ones you had in-game. If so that would be awesome

What if Chuck Norris was gonna kill you

I would be dead.

What if glasses were supposed to be for your belly buttons?