what if yoyoing became illegal?

I think this question is totally preposterous and actually quite silly.

Unlikely to happen, but remember Clackers? I’ve done more damage to myself with a yoyo than with those things.

I’d join an underground yoyo group and start a new yoyo related society with those interested

Personally, I support the yoyo ban. Why should taxpayers have to foot the bill for yoyo-related injuries? People can’t be trusted to make the right decisions regarding personal safety, that’s why we have seatbelt and helmets laws. Let’s not forget, yoyos were invented as deadly weapons. Do you really want your children playing with weapons?

Anti-yoyo is pro-kid.

Are you talking about those magnets?

Suddenly, 2a wouldn’t be as unappealing as everybody thought.

:smiley: that made me lol

Clackers were a toy with two 5 cm acrylic balls that were connected with a string with a small ring in the middle.  You held the ring and with an up and down motion the balls would bounce/clack against each other.  If you really got it going, you could clack them above and below your hand.

I have a pair of those! Red ones!

Wait or we could start calling yoyos trick doorknobs.

Well I’ll just make my own string! HA.

Yoyo in front of cops and die.

Ernie would be the Walter White of yoyos. 99.99% smooth. The most pure.