It’s 100% sitting proudly on my “conversation piece row” of one of the shelves 
It’s Team Edition Oracle, Nickle Plated Joyride, Boost Squared, OG Cherry Bomb, Stainless Steel Whistler, Stormtrooper Glide, Waffle Stomper. 
The Honeybees and Honeycomb would probably have had a place up there somewhere as well, but they’ve taken up residence in my Beehive themed display, lol.
Ahh you’re killing me, thanks so much 
Anyone here intersted in chronicling the history of the Waffle Stomper for The Yoyo Archive?
We gotta get the history behind @Yodaddyo and @ENGLISH_TEA’s joke, the Player Profile by @Bobparty, and the eventual design of the throw by @AudreySickburn.
I took your advice and beefcaked mine, but now it can only exist as a beefcaked yoyo, as I must have tightened it too much. 
Super fun throw! 
Mine too my friend. I apologize for the ill advice on overcranking it, but glad it still rocks in it’s forever beefcaked form.
We’re just 2 blue waffles in a pod
Sometimes the larger waffles are Bloody Disgusting.
You gotta stomp’em all the same.
I’m thinking these blends deserve their own name. They are modified Throw-Yo Inks, so technically an Emulsion.
I’m thinking:
I like the sound of Night Soils a lot…
Who doesn’t like a nod to medieval history in their toilet humor themed boutique YoYo string?
I’d reckon that there’s a brand-new sentence.
Middens because Skyrim
Number 2’s because I’m pretty sure it’s what Number 44 would want
Do not assume to involve me in your fecalfeliac fancies!
If it changes your mind I’m 99% sure somewhere on the shipping box I wrote instructions to share the waffle stomper with Number44.
Now this is what I call “spreading the joy of Yo”
Oh, 44 has played the Waffle Stomper. I just think it’s going through its “too cool for school” phase right now.
Uh oh, that’s usually followed by the Emo Phase…
I think the world needs Emo Number 44. 
Waffle stompers being 60% stainless steel are attracted to magnets and fit perfectly on a MagSafe pop socket.
Ps there are two grey colored steel waffles floating around that will not be attracted to magnets because they use 300 series stainless powder. If this is a real bummer to you I will replace it with a 400 series stainless steel version at my convenience
All this talk about waffle stomping and now i want to try one 
. How do i go about acquiring one
You have to go into your bathroom and chant waffle stomper 3 times with the lights out and then one appears in your tub.
Actually I just make them in my spare time so you just dm me and ask to be on the list. I don’t want any money so I just ask that you donate what you feel is appropriate to a charity or your local women’s shelter. Then when I have time I make you one and mail it.
Oh and sometimes I literally just mail them to people surprise. Poop mail.
I will say this probably isnt a forever offer lol, like I will get bored of making these and move on to some other design at some point.
Or if you have a 3d printer I’m gonna open source the designs this week and you can make your own.
So I already mailed out a bunch and am mailing out more Monday including some surprise poo mail to some folks i happened to have an address for. But I here’s the deal.
Not everyone has a special string and I didn’t keep track of who got one and who didn’t because ADHD. So if you only received like a plain blue or orange fat kitty string on your counterweight or receive a waffle with only regular string in the coming weeks please shoot me a DM here or discord so I can try to actually make a list and send the string later in a swag pack.
