Batman
Me vs Batman
You. (To my knowledge Batman can’t yoyo or play the guitar.)
Red vs Black.
purple 
trolling v. being nice
Trolling. Being nice is holding back and holding back shows restraint. Restraint is stifling your opinion and freedom of expression
54 vs Code1
I’ve never used a Code-1 so I’m going with the 54.
Real books vs Kindle/the other companies that make the same thing.
real books
US History vs. World History
World. (You get the whole perspective.)
Crayon vs colored pencils.
Colored pencils (and history is my favorite subject)
Naruto vs Gaara
I like Gaara better.
Jungle vs Forrest.
Forrest
river v. stream
river, then niagra falls
cat, vs cat with wings… like a pegasus
Cat with wings. Almost everything is better with wings.
six wings or eight wings.
eight wings… with hot sause…
homecomming or prom… (yay, im goin back to hs for a night)
Haven’t been to a prom yet, so, homecoming
Bruno Mars vs Peter Gene Hernandez
neither are really my style, but bruno
pizza hut pizza vs wing street
PizzaHut (You can put wings on pizza but not the other way around.)
inb4 Challenge excepted.
MSTRKRFT vs The Bloody Beetroots
Chuck Norris
vs.
jackie chan. chuck noris died after i found out his name was carlos.
xbox vs. ps3
Xbox 360 for Call of Duty multiplayer. Ps3 everything else.
Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh?
CoD multi player is the worst thing mankind has ever created. Playing just CoD on 360 is such a waste.
anyway, I don’t do either card games.
I’ll default to pokemon
Sasuke vs Itachi