Hockey, it’s so much more exciting.
Mountains VS. Beach
Mountains, I hate sand.
Giraffe vs. Squirrel
Giraffe, because I’ve never seen one.
High socks vs. Ankle/no show socks
ankle socks.
deadmau5 vs skrillex
Deadmau5 no doubt.
Coke vs Pepsi
Pepsi
YYJ Plastics or YYF Plastics
yyf love me some protostar
red vs blue
hehe 
Red.
Pirates vs. Samurai.
Samurai
Michael Jordan vs Lebron James
Jordan
cookies vs. Ice cream
both
gibson vs martin
I dunno who those are, but Gibson sounds cooler. 
Lord of the Rings or Star Wars. Choose wisely.
Star wars
Walmart or target
Target.
Kfc vs. Churches.
Kfc because I’m atheist
Radiohead or Coldplay?
Gosh darn it…why did you make this hard for m- radiohead.
Milkshake or malt.
Malt
Movies vs tv
Depends…which movies are on the tv?
Lol
Physics or calculus
Physics. It’s more… interesting? To me, that is.
Juggling vs Spin tops
Spin tops for the non-conformist
Homestar Runner vs King of Town