This popped up on my Google feed today

[feryuweryu]

…I mean, seriously?

[knowledgeablepixels]

[TeeJay (Thomas Bellotti)]

Ya dood. Wood you like your yoyo responsive, or wood you like it unresponsive?

[knowledgeablepixels]

@YOHANS can you confirm on this

[anon19434144]

Oh, yeah, my Velocity is mostly wood. Wood dials, wooden bearings.

[smileypants707]

Darn you @TeeJay

[codinghorror]

Sidekick pro definitely not best professional yo-yo…

[TeeJay (Thomas Bellotti)]

Haha

Dad jokes 4lyfe

[jhb8426 (Resident Curmudgeon)]

That’s not a coincidence. Google knows more about you than you can imagine.

[noodles]

bruh everyone knows the best yoyos are called:

Brand New Cool Aluminum Design Professional YoYo Ball Bearing String Trick Alloy Kids

[knowledgeablepixels]

the top tier throws are always machined with alloy kids