Things not to be mistaken for a yoyo…
Bread lame
No, this is not intended to be instructional or give you bad ideas.
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So you’re saying I should place razor blades in the gap of my yoyo for increased performance. Learn something new every day. Thank you for the tip.
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Cool pics and all…… but>
I’ve been messing around with a multitude of ‘things with edges’ for well over half a century.
That is easily one of the most unsafe looking contraptions I have ever seen.
There is an old saying, ‘ Now if that isn’t an accident waiting to happen, I don’t know what is’?
Pretty handy way to trim the hair in your nose, though…
Blood type O negative…
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I don’t know how to process what is going on here.
What is that? Does humanity benefit from it?
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No, they should be glued to each side to help you perfect your finger grinds 
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Brb, gonna go offstring a balisong.
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attempting a suicide landing
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By the time you’ve unscrewed it, positioned the blade and CAREFULLY screwed it back together with only one slip resulting in a sliced fingertip, your buddy has already whipped out his pocket folder, opened the IKEA box, comprehended the instructions, assembled the desk and broken down the box for recycling.
So now you have to unscrew the two halves and replace the blade in the center with one finger out of commission.
Ivan
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You all googled “bread lame” right? It appears the above is a very common design for a bread lame. Your opinions seem to be contradicted by people that actually use these.
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They are totally useful in bread making and help make lots of interesting designs or for certain types of bread.
Took only a few seconds to make my own lame using an unnamed yoyo that I won’t post for fear of a cease desist notice 
Bread making meet yoyo. Dual purpose achieved.
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I did it out of curiosity. Google says there are a lot of people named Brad Lame on Facebook.
How many times do you think a Brad Lame has used a bread lame but gone through the bread into Brad leaving Brad lame?
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Doh! my typing stinks. Other notable gaffes:
doe snot
that is no tit
Yeah. It happens to me alot.
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What’s a google?
A Google is a typo. True story.
goo·gol
/ˈɡo͞oˌɡôl,ˈɡo͞oˌɡäl/
number
equivalent to ten raised to the power of a hundred (10100).
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