I finally got my first anti-yo and it’s a ywet that included the mini audio CD.
I didn’t realize that the song was about yo-yos 
… I couldn’t find the text or audio anywhere on the internet so I thought I’d immortalize it here:
Paranoids
“No False Alarm”I’ve been holding out till the sun goes down
Gonna get it on, ain’t no false alarm
I’ve been counting hours til day turns to night
Gonna find a way to make it a heavy date
Dream with me, scheme with me, hold out your hand
I’m taking you to wonderland
Bind with me, grind for me, show me what you can
I tell you I’m’a be your man
Brain twist me, slack-whip me, around the world again
Lost in your gyroscopic spin
Go on and throw me, don’t you worry, I’ll be back again
In the palm of your delicious hand
I’m on your leash tonight, so walk me like the dog I am
I’m on a string around your finger
An Anti-Yo production
Guest guitarrorism by Jeff Bissell
Copyright © 2008 by Paranoids
I’m surprised this song isn’t on YouTube somewhere by now…