I literally have enough yo-yos to overload a Freight scale.
I have enough yo-yos to start a Yo-yo Cart in the Mall.
I have enough yo-yos that I could keep my favorite 150 and still give away 1400.
And all this timeā¦. All these yearsā¦. All the money I have spent>
And now ā¦.waaaay overdue for a miracle, I find this site.
A site that does All the extensive research. A site that uses experts and specialists and consumer input/feedback to literally torture test dozens upon dozens of yo-yos to come up with the Best of the Best.
I could have saved soooo much money and trouble had I known, I would have a stack of Presidents so thick, I could stand on them to change a lightbulb.
I had a good start to die slowly screaming in Bankruptcy Court. But now I am savedā¦ā¦ Knowledge is Power.
Check out this linkā¦. Their info may just change your life>
One of my favorite pastimes is looking at consumer yoyo reviews on sites where yo-yos arenāt the main attraction and people donāt realize how far theyāve come. I wonāt name stores obviously, but these are some of the best Iāve seen so far.
āBought this yoyo for my grandson and it was broke right out of the box. Wouldnāt return to his hand even with the hardest tug. Giving it 1 star. Christmas ruined. Thanks a lot Duncan!!ā
Review for a 50+ dollar unresponsive: āYoyo didnāt come with a string, very dissatisfied and upset. Why would I buy a yoyo with no string? Now I have to waste money and buy a 10 pack (who needs 10 strings???)ā
āItās unresponsive so once it yos but it aināt gonna yo itself. Only yo. No yo-yo. You have to be crafty to get that 2nd yo. You need to step up your yo-yo game son!ā
āHave never used such a horrible string in my entire life before. Will throw the whole thing away after acquired a new one. Wasted my experience, time and money.ā (Yes, they threw away the whole metal yoyo because the string sucked)
Would you please elaborate on this needed miracle you desire because I concur. With powerful statements like that, I tend to assume your drowning in excessive material wealth in regard to yoyos, so I grant you an explanation.
Curious, have you ever considered giving away your wealth as yoyo philanthropist would? Yoyo companies in general have zero philanthropy projects that Iām aware of (Otherwise Enlighten Me). Perhaps you might be inspired to do something unique & amazing with yoār idle wealth, otherwise, I think your collection is a complete travesty not worth mentioning.
Troll asks, āHow many Dead Presidents does it take to change a light bulb Mo?ā
I hope to every deity that has ever existed my wife doesnāt find this article 
sheāll leave me once she realizes that I -
