“Hey there. Have you tried Strizangz yet?”
“Strizangz? What are those?”
“Oh. My. Goodness. They are only the newest and coolest strings out there!”
“Wow that’s amazing! I’m going to go buy some now!”
Ok sorry. That was supposed to be like one of those really corny commercials.
Billy Mays schpealling Billy Mays here with my new product, Strizangz. Strizangz are a personal creation of mine. Using patented technology and years of testing, I have come up with the most powerful strings yet. They will revolutionize the string world. Strings like this would normally cost you up to $100 dollars a string. However, you can pick your very own Strizangz today for much less. Not $100, not $20, not even $5. You can get these things for 4 payments of $1.25! (Payable as one payment or one payment). /Billy Mays schpealling.
In all seriousness, I have started making string. They have been named Strizangz. Several people have tested them, so I will let them inform you all on how they are. They are about 70% polyester, 30% cotton. There also might be some 100% polyester ones in the making, but maybe not.
There are now 3 thicknesses for Strizangz!
The classic Strizangz come in the thin version. They come in colors of orange, black, white, blue, green, and yellow. You can also get two colors mixed if you want. These will cost $3 for a 5 pack, one 5 pack per order please.
There are now normal thickness ones, which are in between the classic and thick versions. These come in the same colors and can also be mixed and will be $3 for a 5 pack, one per order.
There is also the thick version. I have been told that these things are massive, thicker than many other types of string. They come in the same colors and can still be mixed. These will be $3.50 for a 5 pack, also one 5 pack per order please.
Also, if you want a totally different color, it can be done for 50 cents more, but then will be added to the list for future purchases.
Any questions, send me a PM. Also, PM me for orders.
Some artwork by JM the great.