I have a pencil
Am I able to like sharpen it or something?
A Bronze statue depicting an Elephant.
Fridge full of beer ftw
A tissue box. Could my bogeys blow them away?
ive got a chain saw and a yoyo i think ill survive
The pink Ann WHiP I just got in the mail. I will survive and conquer what is left after as well.
That would be a mazda. Im set for all of ten minutes.
a dog
Verizon Fios Remote
The only question is: use it as a club or a throwing knife?
A can of Mountain Dew, and it’s not even mine! Yep, I’m dead.
What luck, I just finished eating a steak and I got this!
At least I’ll die fighting with a full belly!
weights, and a couch. ill do just fine… 
A gallon of chocolate milk and some cookies I think im dead
A creeper head. Everyone will run from me.
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A couple of T.V remotes and a foam cup…I got this.
My mug of almost finished soup and a can of almost empty pop. Not sure about this one…
Lip balm. I’m dead.
Coco milk/gatorade/xbox controller/ workout routine.
Ehhh…
Can I come over? 
And for me. My dresser and a fan. My dresser has multiple goodies on it, so do they count?(goodies I mean, a few pocket knives, yoyo(s), and other random junk I have lying there :D)
My drawer.
Well inside it got a bat. does that count? ???