I bet 99% of you won’t read this, but I’ll thank the 1% that does every day. My whole life I wanted to be a banana. Everyday I practice peeling, and being yellow, but only until recently have I felt like I really can be a banana. My family supports me, but I feel it’s not enough. Sometimes I sit in the fruit bowl for hours on end slightly curved. All I ask is that you share my post and tell your friends, because one day you’ll see me on the news as that banana. Thank you.
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I read it.
Thank you for making my night.
I respect you man. Being a banana is in everybodys bucket list, but none of us ever get to do it, good luck “brah” <- (read my post? Lol),
I’ll see youn the news bud 
I’m very sorry to say this, but I think that your efforts to become a banana may be… fruitile…
I’ll see myself out now.
I’m allergic to bananas.
Is there some reason why half of the posts seemed to have disappeared?
Bro, your doing it all wrong. For one to become a banana, you must do the same dance move (the bounce as I call it) and sing a song while your at it, it goes some what like this:
“PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
WE EH WE EH POTATO TATO!
PEANUT BETTER JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WON A BASEBALL BAT! HEY!” And then I forgot the rest, but you get an idea.
Such a touching story.
I thought this was about him possibly quitting, but bananas are way more important.
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I’m allergic to peanuts too.
Duh!