I bet 99% of you won’t read this, but I’ll thank the 1% that does every day. My whole life I wanted to be a banana. Everyday I practice peeling, and being yellow, but only until recently have I felt like I really can be a banana. My family supports me, but I feel it’s not enough. Sometimes I sit in the fruit bowl for hours on end slightly curved. All I ask is that you share my post and tell your friends, because one day you’ll see me on the news as that banana. Thank you.
I read it.
Thank you for making my night.
I respect you man. Being a banana is in everybodys bucket list, but none of us ever get to do it, good luck “brah” <- (read my post? Lol),
I’ll see youn the news bud
I’m very sorry to say this, but I think that your efforts to become a banana may be… fruitile…
I’ll see myself out now.
I’m allergic to bananas.
Is there some reason why half of the posts seemed to have disappeared?
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Bro, your doing it all wrong. For one to become a banana, you must do the same dance move (the bounce as I call it) and sing a song while your at it, it goes some what like this:
“PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
WE EH WE EH POTATO TATO!
PEANUT BETTER JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WON A BASEBALL BAT! HEY!” And then I forgot the rest, but you get an idea.
Such a touching story.
I thought this was about him possibly quitting, but bananas are way more important.
I’m allergic to peanuts too.