Pls read this


#1

I bet 99% of you won’t read this, but I’ll thank the 1% that does every day. My whole life I wanted to be a banana. Everyday I practice peeling, and being yellow, but only until recently have I felt like I really can be a banana. My family supports me, but I feel it’s not enough. Sometimes I sit in the fruit bowl for hours on end slightly curved. All I ask is that you share my post and tell your friends, because one day you’ll see me on the news as that banana. Thank you.


#2

I read it.


#3

Thank you for making my night.


#4

I respect you man. Being a banana is in everybodys bucket list, but none of us ever get to do it, good luck “brah” <- (read my post? Lol),


#5

I’ll see youn the news bud :slight_smile:


#6

I’m very sorry to say this, but I think that your efforts to become a banana may be… fruitile

I’ll see myself out now.


#7

So beautiful man
http://i1325.photobucket.com/albums/u638/Leinadyoyoer/bobobo_zpsb6848553.jpg


#8

I’m allergic to bananas.


#9

Is there some reason why half of the posts seemed to have disappeared?


#10

http://yoyoexpert.com/forums/index.php/topic,63520.0/topicseen.html
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#11

Bro, your doing it all wrong. For one to become a banana, you must do the same dance move (the bounce as I call it) and sing a song while your at it, it goes some what like this:

“PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
WE EH WE EH POTATO TATO!
PEANUT BETTER JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WON A BASEBALL BAT! HEY!” And then I forgot the rest, but you get an idea.


#12

Such a touching story.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgiLPVR2Zp4e_i-BbTrOJ2NGnKHiuYl0GaAf3iiBCndGcLQoQg5w


(NotATyrant) #13

I thought this was about him possibly quitting, but bananas are way more important.


#14

I’m allergic to peanuts too.


#15

Duh!