Honestly, I don’t think a lot of people want to hear about the negative aspects of a yoyo, despite what some might say. I have done a lot of written reviews in the past that have covered the negative aspects of yoyos and sometimes just saying I just didn’t like the yoyo (like the Assassin) while giving my reasons why and they never do as well as my wholly positive reviews. A lot of people in this community just want to hear about the nice things, spread positivity and such, so there really isn’t much room for negative reviews. After all, most people yoyo to take a break from the negativity and the stress of life. They want to hear about people liking their new yoyos and how excited they are to play with their new acquisition, instead of people complaining that the yoyo doesn’t suit them and has this flaw or that flaw and is terrible to play with. Even negative reviews have to be framed in a positive way, like saying things like the yoyo is still great and nice to play with, just not suited for the reviewer, or maybe the reviewer like the yoyo in a month’s time when he comes back to it, even when in actual fact the reviewer actually despises the yoyo. You’ll never find reviews that are wholly negative here because the community wouldn’t accept it, there’s always some positive line at the back to make up for all the negativity. So you still don’t really get an accurate picture of how the reviewer views the yoyo, even when the review is negative because the review doesn’t want to be seen as disparaging or too negative. It’s probably the reason why you don’t see too many negative reviews and much more positive ones, the positive ones just do much better. The fact that lots of reviewers are receiving the yoyo for free cheapens their review, it’s difficult to say that you dislike a yoyo that you got for free, especially when you know that the company will be more likely to send you more free yoyos in the future to review if you give a positive review. Sponsored players should need no explanation, their reviews should be taken with a 1000kg bag of salt when they are reviewing their own company’s yoyoes.
I think another thing that really decreases the number of negative reviews is the strive for objectivity in reviews. There really isn’t much that is objective about playing with a yoyo, save for it’s specifications, history, colour and it’s shape maybe (people have different interpretations of yoyo shapes as well). Other than that, it’s all subjective. So when reviewers strive to be objective, they just end up repeating the same things that you can find on the product page over and over again, because that’s really the only thing that is objective, which doesn’t give much value to the review. For me at least, I want to hear people’s thoughts on how a yoyo plays and handles when they do their different tricks, I can’t really be bothered with how the yoyo looks like in reality or having people describing the shape of the yoyo, it can all be gleaned from the product page or the company’s Instagram. All the objective things about a yoyo, at least for me, can be known from the yoyo’s store page. What I want to hear is the reviewer’s subjective opinion of how the yoyo plays instead of them repeating the same spiel on the store page. You also just can’t really say anything negative about something that is objective which is why so many reviews are positive, they’re stating facts. Things like “this yoyo has thick rims, it means it has a lot of rim weight and hence power and stability” sounds positive, but it’s actually an objective statement that is neither positive nor negative. Objective statements are neutral. Only the last part of that statement seems subjective, but it’s not all that subjective either since it can be obtained from deduction of the first part of the statement. If a yoyo has thick rims, it means it has tons of rim weight, so it should have lots of power and stability. Logically, it makes total sense, so it’s just a logical deduction based on an objective statement, which means it is therefore objective and thus provides no value to a yoyo review as you can also deduce this information from looking at the picture of the yoyo on the store page. The reviewer isn’t actually telling you that the yoyo is stable or powerful when you play with it, it’s just a simple logical deduction from the specifications of the yoyo. This is why it’s important for yoyo reviews to state how the yoyo handles their tricks (which you will see me talking about in the next paragraph) and not just say it’s stable and powerful. We can all see that the yoyo should be stable and powerful because of it’s big rims, but can it handle the tough tricks? So yeah, this strive for objectivity in yoyo reviews is really just cheapening the value of the yoyo reviews, so much so that people are just watching it for entertainment instead of watching for information about the yoyo that they want to purchase. It has degraded to become something for entertainment purposes instead of something for informational purposes, which really emphasises how much the value of a yoyo review has deteriorated.
In fact, I think we should take a full 180 and just make yoyo reviews that are entirely subjective, and make it very obvious that it is subjective. This way, since yoyo reviews are based on the person’s ability and preferences, we would start to think about whether the reviewer’s preferences and ability are aligned with ours, instead of just taking their word for it (which a lot of people here seem to expect to do when watching a review as they hope the review is going to be objective). This is where comparisons come in very handy. The comparisons to other yoyos that you own will allow you to adjust what the reviewer is saying to what you can expect to get from the yoyo, as there is now a common benchmark (the yoyo) which you both have. Hearing about how the reviewer describes the benchmark yoyo will be like a calibration tool so that you can compare the reviewer’s description of the benchmark yoyo to your description of the benchmark yoyo, which then allows you to somewhat know how the yoyo being reviewed plays in your hands. Lots of reviewers skimp on the comparisons and really only describe the specifications of the 2 yoyos and their shape and never touch on how each of them feels to them on the string and how each yoyo handles their tricks (which is the important part really, since, as I mentioned, everything else can be known from the product page). This way, the skill level of the reviewer won’t matter as much, since you know the kind of tricks they are doing and how they describe the yoyo and you can use that with their description of the benchmark yoyo to kinda know what to expect from the yoyo when you actually play with it. Of course, I won’t deny that it is still better to have a very skilled player evaluate the yoyo’s ability when the yoyo is really pushed to it’s limits. It is undoubtedly very helpful to those looking to obtain a yoyo that makes competing easier for them as they have to push their yoyos to the limits. But for most other circumstances, especially for casual players like us, we don’t ever push the yoyo to it’s limits so I find it quite redundant to know about a yoyo’s limits when we can’t even get close to those limits. Most yoyos nowadays are perfectly capable of handling any trick you throw at it so all it comes down to (for me) is how it feels on the string and how it handles my tricks. I think reviews would be much more valuable this way.
Just my thoughts on yoyo reviews.