Alright minions, I need a name. I’m trying to set up a business doing birthday parties and demonstrations, and I need a catchy yoyoer name. All the easy ones are taken.
Thoughts?
Mr. Yoyo Thrower or Mr. Yoyo Man. In a pinch, you could go with Mr. Weebly.
Or maybe Yoyoda.
Captain Yoyo! It’s small, it’s catchy, and you sound like a super hero!
Nicholas Cage.
Yes.
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Yoyo monkey!
Ambassador of the beckoning wayward winds of the east, slayer of the demons of the eastern mountains.
Admiral M. F. Yo (Admiral yo for short)
I believe I still have your old business card laying around here somewhere.
Big Fat Ugly Bug-Face Baby-Eating O’brien.
I loved this, but It doesn’t have that ring of being an officialy title.
Sorry, that sounds waaaaay awesomer than I am.
Buttons the Yo-Yo Squire 
My girlfriend almost fell off the couch laughing at that one.
How about “buttons the yoyo monkey”
This may need to become a cartoon character.
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Sound a bit like bubbles, the other monkey.
Jensen is Yoyoda. 
(go to 3:20)
Nothing I got is better than “buttons the yoyo monkey.”
J-Meug the YoYo Guy.
Try going by your favorite style of throwing, ex. Chopsticks- Mr. Choptastic
Bob, Mr . Y
The Child Strangler.
Ok seriously, how about “The Spin Doctor”…