Well it seems that if it weren’t accidentally sent to his grandmothers address it “should 
” get to him no problem…
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Yup…that’d also be what I’ve been thinking.
The dude hasnt posted in three days. Prolly has moved on to other mischief.
…or Grandma finally went and got her mail…didnt know who the yoyo belonged to…and sold it on yoyoexpert BST.
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OR
Maybe he’s locked up in the basement again and he’s desperately hoping someone from the forum will come kicking through the basement door to save him and bring him to his Grandma’s mailbox.
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It’s fun/easy to joke about this…(the whole situation is so bizarre.)
But, In all honesty, I feel bad for this kid and hope he gets his yoyo. 
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OR…or…
instead of busting down the basement door…he would want someone from the forum to bring him…wait for it…wait for it…a key to unlock it.
okay…Im outta here. bye !
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Latest update> During a Full Moon and under cover of dark hoodies, his Mother, his Aunt and his Granny got a torch and opened the mailbox.
They rode a Flying Camel to the unknown location of a Sacred Temple.
They lit a few thousand candles(with a single wooden match) and dipped the yo-yo in Ranch dressing and fed it to a Magical Yak.
The Yak, then did a double back flip into a flaming Inferno, as a Sacrifice to the God of Chill Spins.
They they ditched the hoodies and took an Uber back to home base.
They let the kid out of the basement and ordered Pepperoni pizza and Classic Coke with cane sugar.
If I’m lying, I’m dying.
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R.I.P Doc…
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Do u want us to give u a yoyo bro or what lol did u get it yet??
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actually going crazy these recent replies have me dying 
Anyways, theres finally hope! Finally managed to convince my mom to try and call USPS about the package, hoping I get my Bastet back soon!
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thats great news!!! please keep us updated, as you can see we’re all very invested in you getting your yoyo <3
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I nearly spit out my tea.
Did you ever try contacting the post office to see if they’re holding it? If so, all you need is ID and it’s yours.
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Gl dude!
this fella has some pretty nice vocabulary and writing for their age! 
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At this point you have a large chunk of the YoYo community rooting for you to get that YoYo. Good luck,
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If we all pitch one dollar we can probably get him another one hah
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Facts I’m 26 and what are commas. Dude can’t be 13 and type like that right??? Or am I just dumb grammatically and don’t care? Lol
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(hopefully) Final Update! Turns out my mom refused to call USPS (for some reason, she believes they can’t do anything) and actually contacted yoyoexpert (which is what I told her to do before this thread was made), and said the Bastet was never delivered, which made it so I was issued a new one. Still getting my throw, but that first Bastet is STILL in the mailbox!
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HUH? So YYE had to take an L cause your mom didn’t wanna contact USPS to get a yoyo they for sure shipped? Damn… Andre is a better dude than me lmfao
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