I like birds, and I like Yoyos. ‘Nuff said.

Random Thought I Had on A Perfectly Weaponized Yoyo

Alright, so it’d have to be made of titanium to do maximum damage, possibly with a plastic body to be more lightweight while still causing injury. It should probably be a 2A design, to make forward passes and loops easier. An incredibly snappy response is a must, so it might use starburst. A clutch could also be really good, since the yo-yo hitting someone would cause the spin to die a ton, activating the clutch. Ideally, it’d use very thick string to further increase response.