Getting out of the hobby, sadly, so going to start listing my throws. $40 starting bid (well, $39.99, but who’s counting) Doesn’t come with strings or anything. It’s still BUTTERY smooth. No scratches that I could find. Let me know if you want more pictures.


Much bump, so doge.

Much doge, so bump.

One sleep cycle sub 24 hour bump…

Doge is watching you.

On the twelfth day of bumping my true love gave to me,
Twelve Doges Drumming
Eleven Doges Piping
Ten Doges a Leaping
Nine Doges Dancing
Eight Doges a Milking
Seven Doges a Swimming
Six Doges a Laying
Five Golden Doges
Four Calling Doges
Three French Doges
Two Turtle Doges
And a Shiba Inu in a Doge Tree

EDIT: I have WAY too much time on my hands.




(JHB, does this keep it at the top of the list for two days now?)

If we were to trade, I just might throw in a small sip of Mountain Dew :stuck_out_tongue:

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Doge likes Mountain Dew, much hyper, so caffeine, wow dew, mountain high.

Gurgle hurgle murgle boo, Doge is always watching you.

I’m tellin’ ya he is.

I’m running out of random dogebumps, PM me if you have ideas.

Oh God this is creepy.

I have to agree with this incredibly intelligent being.

Once upon a time, a long long time ago- nevermind, just doge.

Hey guys, I don’t wanna do this, but I have to. If you guys have an offer, I will NOT be able to do it at the moment, trade, cash, PayPal, or otherwise. If you have an offer you can still PM me it, but I will not be able to make it. I’ll edit this later when it all blows past. Thanks for understanding, my signature.

Yeti and Horizon acquired!

There’s a pyramid of power with eyes that see it all

Cameras that capture your image at city hall

Realize they listen whenever you make a call

If you want a revolution I’ll really give it to y’all