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Holder of throws
By augmented loyalalty
Part of the of holder series
In any city or any country walk into any known yoyo company/manufacture and ask the owner āwhere is the holder of throws?ā He/she will give you a look of regret and give you an aluminum v-shape yoyo but be warned that never look at the yoyo or unspeakable thing will happen, he/she will lead you do a dim lit hall way. Now do your best combo while walking and make sure you donāt miss or look the yoyo or the ones who failed will eat you and tear you internal/external organs till nothing is left of you except for that yoyo, keep walking till your yoyo runs out of spin and a door should appear of front of you. Open it, now you will see an old man holding an old school responsive yoyo, ask him āwhy canāt we win?ā He will answer with every yoyo trick,history and future of yoyoing, he give you one last look and give you the old school responsive yoyo. The two yoyos you have is both object #678 you canāt learn about the future without he past.