Contest is Done - Congrats pkb

I want a new shirt
give me that yoyostringlab
I have no shirts to wear!

Not cotton; poly
makes a finer finger nooseā€“
mounting with tension.

Who is this Brent guy?
Stealinā€™ triangles and such.
Heā€™s laughing at us.

My entry!

I like to Yoyo
My Yoyo does not come up
Though it is not broken

Zip, this metal spins.
Faster and faster it goes.
It lands on the string.

Lesser string I throw,
May make my throw go oh no,
Yoyo string labs go.

Zoom, zoom, fast as light
Swoosh, swoosh, gliding over my hands.
Ding, ding, as it screams.

Yoyos are stupid
And i Really hate them so.
They use all my cash.

Donā€™t succumb to it
the feeling will never leave
I canā€™t put it down.

Haikus are so fun
I want to win a T-shirt
This is a Haiku

I smile at stuff
I like smiling at yoyos
And like stuff like that

Hereā€™s my Haiku :slight_smile:
My string opinion?
YoYoStringLab is epic!
Great on all yoyos!

I like cheese a lot
Cheddar is really good too
Thatā€™s why I like cheese

Yoyos are cool toys
with strings that tangle up
string tricks and looping

First it was looping.
Now itā€™s all fancy string tricks.
Whatā€™s a Moebius?

I dislike 2A
Its very hard to loop my right hand
because iā€™m a lefty

with the hands of god
Take thy yoyostringlab string
And conquer the world

Cold, unforgiving
A tied to a finger like string
Lamentable ring

Eh, it seems lacking
You could always edit it
Yep, thatā€™s the ticket!

String is what I need
StringLab T-Shirt, oh pretty please
String,what my throw feeds

I want a T-Shirt badly!!!