throwing a Chief.
And I called her back and she said to me…
“I know what you told me in Spanish. I didn’t like it…”
If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops…
I’d have burning eyes and a mouthful of sugar… (Guessing its a reference to something, but not sure what)
Falling…
behind to keep up the pace or should I say how **** up it sounds. So why this explains to you
Down with Mann.co…
Gabe is eating snickers bars whenever someone makes a purchase. . When potato chips spill out of the bag…
And onto the floor, “Hey Taylor, do you want these potato chips?”
I’m reaching…
into the toilet. Dropped my retainer in there by accident (jk)
When peanut allergies…
In your sister start acting up, stop shoving peanuts down her throat and unlock the handcuffs.
Step 4:…
Continue throwing basketballs at your cat until it stops mewing. (oh i would never do that)
Who would ever…
EPIC WIN
Commit suicide when there are yoyos?!
“So she says to me, that’s the biggest…”
(Any fans of the office out there?)
device I ever saw. Where…
Are you hanging the lobster?
I’m sailing away…
Since I crashed my car into a dishwasher and only have a floating barrel for transportation.
If your mom sees your work, proceed to…
do the stanky leg.
If we could get this right it…
That beaver would stop eating all the bedspreads and finally get into the hamburger costume.
I’m tired if all the…
Bulls pooping everywhere in this world.
My lamp looks like a…
light in the distance. Oh wait it is.
When your fridge is completely empty…
…I cry. Haha jk
What did…
The shark say when he jumped out of the window with a turtle?
Run…
As far as you can
To defeat the crises of the world
To be the best and only the best
You will fight
But you can’t win this fight
But you’ll still try
Only to lose again
You Try
Dying to save others and
Help every woman and man.
Look it’s a…