Optimistic and pessimistic :-X
When an Asian with a top hat jumps out of your trunk with a crowbar…
Join him on his adventures
Dang it bobby! What I told you about about…
Santa is a lie!
Row, row, row…
the boat.
Eat yo chicken…
son.
Why do you have
.
.
A triple post
For the last time,…
I’m gonna have to tell you to eat yo chicken! 
Legyoyo’s holsters are…
Capable of helping you survive by hanging from trees in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
One time I…
Saw my hand… true story…
I like monkeys because they’re super
Smart and able to climb trees and stuff.
Killswitch engage is my favorite band because…
They remind me of Red
Come on grab your friends, we’ll go to very…
exciting lands of Ooo. We can also go kick Ice King’s butt.
When Ice King starts stealing princesses, Bubblegum says to Finn:…
Finn the ice kings stealing princess’!
Going yo the coffee shop to get myself a…
Coffee. With sugar in it. 
When hipsters attack, I grab a…
Scarf… Bleeeeeeend iiiiiiin
Avengers …
Was a horrible movie(I finally finished it)
If I was a iPhone…
I would would take Siri’s place and then rule the world.
I never eat…