Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more
When you’re blocked from a Google+ hangout…
You throw computer into wall and flip the table it was sitting on
Penguins are my favorite kind of…
animal.
Oh no, I just broke my…
Face
When all else fails…
Solve it like a pyromaniac.
Too da left, to da left…
To da left… Crap I fell off a cliff.
Once upon a time…
I died, end of story ;D
When you meet a wall…
you say hello.
When someone says goodbye, you respond by,…
That’s what you think.
To which he says ???..
“Huh?”
Chess…,
masters are hard to beat.
But that doesn’t…
Use propane I tell you hwat, you need to use clean and efficient propane since you want to taste the meat not the heat.
Pow pow haha…
what you gonna do when they shave your beard?
I don’t always post in this thread but when I do…
I say something random.
I always wished I could…
Be a raccoon
I can count to…
Propane I tell you hwat.
Gotta move that gear up…
…WHAT ARE WE DOING WE FIXED THE BOMB NOW IT"S GOING TO BLOW!!! :o
When you run out of…
cash, there is always money in the banana stand
When all else fails…
use the molasses.
We supposed to be selling tacos for…
Taco Bell, but ended up selling burgers for McDonalds instead.
I like mustard on hotdogs, but not on…