Cleverbot is a website on the internet and you can talk to the computer. Sometimes funny things happen and you can post them in this thread. I’ll start.

New one ;D

Well, that escalated quickly

but cleverbot is awesome

I asked it “are you random bits of code?”
Cleverbot said " no"
I asked " are you a person behind a keyboard?"
Cleverbot said “yes”

End of conversation

Probably in India and program was designed to probe for info.
Weird site. Kinda creepy too.

I was asking it random stuff and it asked me my name and age. ???

Me: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Bot: Everything.
Me: No, its 42.
Bot: I know that, but what is the question?


I asked if it was a creepy Indian behind a computer or something like that.

It said yes…

Bot goes first

What do I seem like?
A computer program.
I’m not a computer program. I am a man.
You’ve been watching too many science fiction movies.
Monty Python movies are my favorite.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail…
Mine too! what is your favorite scene?
The knights who say, Ni!
Now do you get it?
Can you yoyo?
I can.
Good for you.
How old is the moon?
Not as old as the Earth, probably about 3 billion years old.
Well I’m not that old.
So I noticed.
So, how old are you?
Old enough…How??
Why do you need to know? Are you a stalker?
I don’t need to know, I want to know.
Because I said so.
You’ll need a better reason.
Um no.
No I am not lying lets talk about FOOD.
Sure, how about a nice bowl of you-dont-need-to-know-my-age?
I used to share about with kevin costner.
Umm, ok.

After that it started creeping me out.

Type some of the lyrics from the portal 2 song ,and it will sing with you…

Yeah, other songs too I think.

Only people who read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy will get this.

I go first

Are you good at math?
What’s 42?
The meaning of life.
But your not deep thought.
Yes I am.
Fine, how would one build earth?
Why do you want to know?
I want to build a planet.
Do you want me to help.
You are deep thought.
Deep Thought?

don’t answer that.

Just about anyone gets this whether or not they read the book…

Uh, no it isn’t.

Moving on my favourite thing to do with it is to use a microphone…

No, they just think they do. You only find it funny after you’ve read the book.

Cleverbot: You don’t see it.
Me: See what???
Cleverbot: Your body.
Me: No I can see it I’m not blind…
Cleverbot: You are a human, posing as a robot.
Me: Look who’s talking.
Cleverbot: So you admit that you’re a robot.
Me: No you are though.
Cleverbot: You are a crazy bot.
Me: No but you are a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I’m not.
Me: So you are saying you are stupid?
Cleverbot: Yesd.