I love it when the sleuthing and secrets can get pieced together like this through the community, haha. Now we just need to get some people on the Unseen engraving on the Ring-Bearer, lol.
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You are very wrong.
I think anybody with 1000 yo-yos should Automatically qualify for a fully subsidized Lifetime stay at an Insane Asylum.
Fortunately, you only qualify when the count is in even thousands.
So…. I can’t qualify for another Straight Jacket until I reach 2000.
Lucky me…
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I’ve got 11 yo-yos, and my family already looks at me like I’m the most subnormal quack in America.
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Adapting a formula from the synth world to determine the proper number of synthesizers to own should get us close to finding an acceptable number of yo-yos
N + 1 = G (goal)
If N= number of synths owned we simply add one.
Substituting N for Y (YoYo) we come to
Y + 1 = G
Please someone with more free time clean up my math lol
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Just show them a video of doc lucky’s collection and then you’ll be one of the more normal people they know 
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Math checks out, there’s always one more!
My wife’s formula for the perfect amount of yoyos:
x = ((M + 10) / N * O) * 0
Where M is How many you have, N is how many you want, and O is a universal constant of your choosing
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So does that mean the box will include a Starlight?
probably a production run starlight
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Low key have fomo from skipping this deal. I do think the starlight kinda ugly though.
Can’t judge a book by its cover but its really hard to love YoyoFactory right now when their pricing is so high for some mid grade metal. Would 7068 or 7075 kill them once in a while?
I like the frew YoyoFactory yoyos I have. The Shutter Elite and rhe Mega Monster are dope, but literally all my other bimetals feel more premium than they do. Yoyofriends, C3 and General Yo all have better throws recently released, IMO.
Not to poo on a yoyo i dont have. Really just some thoughts on YoyoFactory and the hypothetical possible yoyo. Maybe its way cooler than the eye test at least.
Seriously, for $100 im just springing the extra $30 for a Turducken and calling it a day.
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What would the other one be though 
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the red one hunter was using rn is a prototype batch
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Yup, I was wondering about the second yoyo in the box.
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yall think its the starlight and some new plastic yoyo of his?
and does hunter already have his own signature string? thatd be cool
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I’m prefacing all this by saying that I know Hunter personally. I don’t think he has a plastic in the works. I doubt it would be a production run of the starlight but I don’t know. And yes he has a signature string.
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Mines out for delivery!
Excited 
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Tell us what it is so i can regret not buying it already 
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I will when it comes
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Mine made it to a distribution center one hour from me then was sent to another distribution center two hours farther away. Tracking things is not worth it.
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