What’s the date? Gotcha!
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Just wad up your used string into a buffing pad and use that to polish your ‘bucket’.
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In my area it is easier to find toilet paper than tomato juice. I made beefaroni and put in too much macaroni. Went to 4 stores looking for tomato juice. Nothing. Had to settle for V8. Bought toilet paper at 2 of those stores.
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I haven’t left the house in weeks due to weakened immune system, so all online purchasing. Lucky you!
i have some toilet paper! one side is used, but the other side is completely fine.
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Just stomp it down the shower drain. Thats the “META” for survival
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that way you don’t even need the tp in the first place 
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Now if you guys had enough brain matter to form a thought…
You would simply go down to the 99 cent store and buy several loaves of day old bread.
Just don’t forget that you are not making a sandwich…
No TP?
Use bread instead…
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As we all “joke” im writing all this down… it just might get to that point
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@yoyodoc, now you’re just throwing good money at bad money… and wasting a step… if you’re going to use the money in the first place, use the money in the first place… unless of course you intend to pay with change… in which case you may want to wad it in a roll or pile first…
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For you…a good plan because you use dollar bills.
But I only have $100 bills.
And that is an expensive proposition 
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I thought I had invented the perfect solution for the toilet paper issue, a personal bidet, only to find out it had already been invented. Who knew?!
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Meh…who needs toilet paper anyhow?
Can I get a high five!??
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Not right after a low five😳
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Ok, I just invented something.
No TP? No problemo…
All you need is a large wrench, a Fire hydrant, a fire hose and… a chain or other method of holding on to the hydrant.
After nature calls you simply make your way down to the hydrant. Securely lash yourself to the hydrant. Secure the fire hose in the appropriate direction. And turn the wrench a full turn counter-clockwise. Hold for 10 seconds.
PS… if you look in a mirror and notice your eye color has faded; only open the valve a half turn.
It’s kinda like a Bidet…
It’s called the Bad-day.
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Turning Point is like “ why is everyone talking about us right now”
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First of all everybody isn’t talking. And secondly, nobody is talking about you.
… Pass the white bread please.
Nice joke @yoyodoc!
Trees are starting to leaf out. Crisis will soon be over. Until then, the shower can be considered the American bidet.
6 ft apart! Only air fives!
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