Who has a Guinea pig?

I do!

i used to. you know that already though.

I did at one time. They where as big as rabbits! They ate and pooped so much! But they where a blast to play with!

My class had one once. I reaaaally didn’t like him at all. I had a hamster until last christmas break, when she died.

I have one. I made her nice and fat, and now I am deciding my favorite recipe to cook her with!

Just kidding, I wouldn’t eat my guinea pig.